Minutes after he quit as head coach of the Phoenix Coyotes today, Wayne Gretzky called in longtime goon Dave Semenko to trash his office. "I wanted to do it, but I don't get my hands dirty," said Gretzky. "That's Dave's department. And he did a good job, too. He shoved a lamp through my flatscreen. I never would have thought of that." Semenko says he is willing to do anything for his old teammate. "Yeah, we keep in touch," says Semenko. "He'll call when he needs me to beat up a blackjack dealer or something like that. I'm just honored he calls me and not Marty McSorley."