Own Mark Reynolds” “Mechanics of My Major League Swing- on VHS!


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Hi. This is Mark Reynolds, star third baseman for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Are you tired of hitting into ground ball double-plays? Sick of only hitting the ball to the warning track? Do you dislike making contact at all that doesn’t result in you taking a leisurely stroll around the bases? Are you aware of the fact that singles, doubles and triples are for pussies?
Well then you need Mark Reynolds’ “Mechanics of My Major League Swing” on VHS!

My time-tested methods have resulted in 71 home runs in the last two years, as well as back-to-back strike-out championships – setting a major league record each time!
It’s a simple 4-step approach:
1) Spot the pitcher.
2) Wait for his windup.
3) Close your eyes.
4) Swing as hard as you can!
It’s that simple!
But don’t just take my word for it!
“Mark’s approach has spread to my entire team. We can go innings at a time without a ball being put into play once. But when they do make contact … goodbye! Home run! All the long balls make the losing bearable.” – A.J. Hinch, interim manager, Arizona Diamondbacks
“I’ve only been on the Mark Reynolds program for three years and I already have 428 strikeouts! And counting. I have some home runs, too! Thanks, Mark!” – Chris Young, CF, Arizona Diamondbacks
"Arizona is hot. Thanks for all the breeze, Mark!" - former Diamondbacks season ticket-holder Dan Almond
“I have won multiple World Series titles and I would recommend that more teams should buy Mark Reynolds’ video. Really. Especially the other teams in our division. I’ll buy it for them if they’d like. My treat.” – Joe Torre, manager, Los Angeles Dodgers
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