NOOOOO!!!! TIM TEBOW IS DYING!!!!

It's true. He could be dead within minutes.
According to ESPN.com, Tebow has travelled separately to Kentucky for Florida's game today because he is ill. It's not the swine flu, they say. But they don't know what it is. (I say it's acute kryptonitis.)
But all we do know if that Our Lord And Savior Tim Tebow IS DYING! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yeah, so … we're doomed.
But, hey, Florida fans — look on the bright side!
Your/our hero is dying, but you're still playing Kentucky. They suck. And the rest of your roster is still ridiculously stacked with talent. At the end of the day, you'll still be the No. 1 ranked team in the nation.
Everybody sing together!!! …



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