New Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre passed his physical today, but Vikings team physician Dr. Alfred Rayburn uncovered two potential trouble areas: a still-healing tear in Favre's right bicep and a massive asshole. "I have seen a lot of huge assholes — I work in professional sports, after all," said Dr. Rayburn. "But this is by far the biggest asshole I've ever encountered." Rayburn says the asshole issue is the biggest one facing the Vikings. "It's contagious. Coach Childress has already become a big asshole and Brett's only been on the team one day."