ADD: Jarrod Washburn, P, Mariners

ADD: Jarrod Washburn, P, Mariners — Chances are no one in your fantasy league drafted Washburn back before the season started. And for good reason — Washburn lost at least 14 games each of the last three seasons and only once posted an ERA below 4.32 since 2002. Yet now, more than halfway through the 2009 season, the former Angel is 8-6 with a 2.71 ERA and a remarkable 1.06 WHIP. He may not be a sexy waiver wire pickup, but look at your roster … there's a great chance Washburn is better than someone you currently have pitching. What, he's not?! Oh, so you think you're better than me or something?! You know what? F—k, you guy. You're a dick, you know that? I was just trying to help.