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Marshawn Lynch’s Single-Minded Focus on Football Causing a Distraction at the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been generated countless headlines this week for wanting to focus on Sunday’s Super Bowl game.  Continue Reading →
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God to Handle Play-Calling Duties for Seahawks in the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson revealed today that God, creator of the universe, will call the plays for the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX against the New England Patriots. ... Continue Reading →

Bill Belichick Excited to Unveil His Latest Scientific Research on a Memory-Erasing Device

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick says he has really grown to love science since spending a day last week with team staffers testing the PSI of footballs in various temperatures. ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bad British Commentary of College Football National Championship Game

Sounds like the sport could really takeoff overseas. Continue Reading →
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How Super Bowl Media Day Should Really Go

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Rogue Patriots Ball Boy Said to Have Been Influenced by Deflating Video Games and Rap Music About Deflation

The rogue ball boy who single-handedly took it upon himself to deflate the New England Patriots footballs for years without the knowledge of head coach Bill Belichick or star quarterback ... Continue Reading →
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NFL Threatens to Fine Media Members Who Ask Marshawn Lynch Cliched or Pointless Questions

The NFL warned media members at the Super Bowl this week that they will receive heavy fines for stupid, cliched or pointless questions directed at Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn ... Continue Reading →
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EXCLUSIVE Interview with Rob Gronkowski … ‘s Twitter

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UGGs Drops Tom Brady as QB Hits Most Humiliating Low in Human History

Embattled New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been dropped by women’s shoe manufacturer UGGs, hitting what many are calling the lowest low and person could ever reach. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Brotastic Blake Griffin Pulls Trainer’s Head to His Crotch

Way too much about balls in sports this week. Continue Reading →
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Tom Brady Hopeful His Legacy as a Cheater Isn’t Forever Tainted by Being a Liar

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady addressed allegations at a press conference Thursday that he played in the AFC Championship Game with illegally deflated footballs. Continue Reading →
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“A Few Good Balls”: Did Bill Belichick Order the Soft Balls?

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VIDEO: Bad NFL Lip Reading: 2014-2015 Season

Hey, spirits. You look creepy. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Angry Dad (Paul!) Breaks Glass at Youth Hockey Game

Friggin, Paul. Continue Reading →
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NASCAR to Honor Retiring Jeff Gordon with Farewell Tour of Booing and Gay Slurs

NASCAR star Jeff Gordon announced today that the 2015 season will be his last, and NASCAR wasted no time in deciding to honor the four-time circuit champion with a farewell tour. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Miss Canada Wins Miss Universe with Hockey Scoreboard Outfit

O, Canada. We are a stere-o-type. Continue Reading →
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The Biggest #DeflateGate Questions: Answered

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BREAKING: Patriots Banned from Super Bowl After NFL Determines They Didn’t Deflate Balls with NFL’s Official Brand of Air Pump

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that the New England Patriots will be banned from Super Bowl XLIX against the Seahawks after a league investigation determined the team deflated ... Continue Reading →