Pleased with the strong ratings of the “Summer Olympics,” NBC executives have decided to order a full season of the sports-themed show.
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This cannot be disputed: a benevolent dictator is the best form of government. And short of a benevolent dictator, I’ll take a smart dictator. This is where China has us beat. They will not let ugly little girls represent their country in front of the entire world. They let the girl who can sing, sing; and the girl who is attractive, be attractive. Here we try to say that everyone is equal in everything. We tell uggers that they are as attractive as the attractive. And we tell the attractive that they have real, ugger-like talent. It is absurd. And isn’t that true Communism? Trying to make everything equal? The Chinese have it right. They allow everyone to do what they do best. You can sing well? Fantastic. We will support you in that and compensate your for it. We will record your voice. But, please, keep out of sight. That is why someday, in the not too distant future when China attacks us and takes us over, I will welcome their invasion. Because they will do it the right way. Their soldiers will be masked, skilled and ruthless. But their most visible general will be a hot chick. And we will all welcome her because we will all want to do her.