Breaking News:
- Separation of Ohio State and Michigan only expected to increase sexual tension
- Andy Roddick loses in second round, ending long run at a major for Andy Roddick
- Troy Polamalu charged with insurance fraud after burning down hair
- Donte Stallworth unfortunately does not break his gas pedal foot
- Manny just being an old, role player
- Raiders, Lions, Rams, Browns make push for 0-game NFL season
- Tiger Woods' caddy breaks his silence to Caddies Are People Magazine
- Shaquille O'Neal defeats a ham sandwich in "Shaq Vs."
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Indiana and Northwestern placed in 2-team Big Ten Embarrassment...
The Big Ten announced a division breakdown for the new 12... Read More »
The 13 Fans At Every College Football Game
Every college has it's own unique football gameday traditions. Yet these 12 people... Read More »
Aroldis Chapman Hits 164 KM/H on Malfunctioning Radar Gun
Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Aroldis Chapman made a stunning debut on Tuesday night,... Read More »
Stuff You Might Have Heard
- Bud Selig to give Nyjer Morgan a spanking
- Manny Ramirez gives pre-game interview in Flemish
- Mark Sanchez in favor of Ground Zero mosque so he can meet Middle Eastern women
- U.S. to only get interested in World Basketball Championship if Team USA loses
- Tony LaRussa refuses to attend political Glenn Hubbard rally
TV Tonight
No. 15 PITT at Utah -- 8:30 p.m. ET on Versus
Utah is a three-point favorite even though they are unranked and Pitt is Top-15 in both the AP and coaches' polls. It's almost like, I can't believe I'm saying this, that preseason polls are completely pointless! Huh.
Picture of the Day
A young fan at the US Open explains to Kanye West that she initially followed him on Twitter, but then stopped because she found him really f--king annoying.
A young fan at the US Open explains to Kanye West that she initially followed him on Twitter, but then stopped because she found him really f--king annoying. VIDEO: In his country, goal scores YOU!
September 2nd 2010
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
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Fan Girls September 2nd 2010
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Cardinals Looking to Get Rid of Matt Leinart After He Gave Them Herpes
September 1st 2010
The Matt Leinart-Arizona Cardinals relationship is reportedly about to end. According to sources, the Cardinals want to rid themselves of the quarterback because they believe he can't be trusted and may have given them herpes.
August Rewind: The Most Popular Articles and Images on SportsPickle
September 1st 2010
Only the greatest things ever appear on SportsPickle. But among those greatest things ever are the greatest things of the greatest things. Here's what they were in August, based on traffic numbers.
Flowchart: Who Should Be the No. 1 Overall Pick in Your Fantasy Draft?
August 31st 2010
Hopefully this will help you make a decision on draft day.
VIDEO: Great goal celebration. But I notice he didn't wash his hands.
August 31st 2010
Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration.
You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
Manny Ramirez Pretty Sure He Played for the White Sox Before
August 31st 2010
Outfielder Manny Ramirez says he is excited to be back with the White Sox.
VIDEO: The hardest major at KU is probably Fight Song Clapping
August 30th 2010
The host seems nice. But he will destroy you if you mess up the clap.
7 Other Surgeries Named After Athletes
August 30th 2010
Tommy John isn't the only athlete with a surgery named after him.
Here are a few others.
Terrell Owens on Chad Ochocinco: "Jesus. Am I this annoying?"
August 30th 2010
Terrell Owens apologized to football fans today if any of his past actions were seen as annoying, self-serving or simply lame and unfunny.
Departments
Sep 2 1901
Today In Revisionist Sports History
Teddy Roosevelt utters the famous line "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Roosevelt then took the field and hit two home runs, leading the Executive Branch slow-pitch softball team to a 10-2 victory over the Legislative Branch.
Fake Quote of the Day
- Dusty BakerI think Aroldis Chapman has a chance to go down in history. Like, when his elbow blows out, I think it will actually explode.
Sports Pickle Poll
How excited are you for the start of college football season?
- no excitement -- several of my school's star players are carrying C averages and I fear football will cut into their studies
- some excitement -- it will be nice to have people to drink with again in the parking lot until I pass out, but I wish they would join me on days other than just Saturday
- very much excitement -- my erection is so big it is already being recruited by Lane Kiffin
Total Votes: 398
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