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- Ed Smith leading Demolition Derby ...
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- Don Nelson out with drinking pneumonia
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John Madden's Thanksgiving Turducken Recipe
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Stuff You Might Have Heard
- Allen Iverson not practicing to stay in game shape
- Report: Jimmy Clausen not punched in the face the other 364 days of the year
- New Jersey moves Nets to Brooklyn
- David Beckham achieves season-long goal of MLS season ending
- Jimbo Fisher talking about game plan like Bobby Bowden's not even in the room
TV Tonight
Steelers at Ravens -- 8:20 p.m. ET on NBC
By law, the announcers on every nationally televised NFL game tout the players in the game as "among the best in the National Football League." This game features Joe Flacco and Dennis Dixon. Tonight the professionals will earn their big salaries.
Picture of the Day
Before his final home game, Tim Tebow embraces his mother, The Virgin Tebow.
Before his final home game, Tim Tebow embraces his mother, The Virgin Tebow. 
Handicapper: NFL Week 12
Handicapper November 28th 2009
Thanksgiving is all about tradition. For example, being thankful during the day. And, then, at night, getting pissed off that the relative you're visiting doesn't get the NFL Network. I mean, really. How can you be related to this people?
Tweet of the Week
November 27th 2009
From @leroybutler AKA former NFL All-Pro safety LeRoy Butler ...
Lane Kiffin has already offered this kid a scholarship.
November 25th 2009
A 6-year-old who will destroy you. (VIDEO)
A letter from a Patriots fan about how many Super Bowls they've REALLY won (UPDATE)
November 25th 2009
You have no idea how awesome the Patriots really are. (Now UPDATED.)
Iverson, Restaurant Hostess Agree to 10-Minute Deal
November 25th 2009
NBA free agent Allen Iverson has struck a 10-minute deal with Ruby Tuesday restaurant hostess Lisa Tierney. The deal pays Tierney a base level of two months rent in exchange for fornication in the restaurant’s stockroom.
AVOID: Rock Cartwright, RB, Redskins
Fantasy Tips November 24th 2009
Tomorrow is Wednesday, the day everyone clamors for free agents on the fantasy waiver wire. Should you reach for the new, hot player? Or should you sit back? This week's free agent du jour: Rock Cartwright, RB, Redskins
Pittsburgh-Born Neurologist Says Ben Roethlisberger Should Play
November 24th 2009
Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will undergo tests this week to determine whether or not he should play this weekend after suffering a head injury in Sunday’s loss to the Chiefs. While the team says his status is “still up in the air,” Pittsburgh-born neurologist and die-hard Steelers fan Dr. Elliot Beamon said Roethlisberger should “definitely” play.
Reporter insists he's asking about Troy Polamalu's knee, not his goddam hair
November 24th 2009
Reporter: Troy! Troy! Tell me about your knee. The Steelers defense is suffering without you. When can you get back on the field?
MLB to Complete Long-Awaited 1994 Season
November 24th 2009
Major League Baseball delighted its hardcore fans today with the announcement that it will complete the 1994 season, giving fans closure to a very exciting season that was full of turmoil and drama.
"This is so awesome," said Expos fan Marc Beaugard, camping outside the now-vacant Olympic Stadium for tickets. "This is like if the Beatles got back together and recorded Chinese Democracy. Or something. I don't know. It's a long time coming."
NFL Week 11: Winners and Losers
November 23rd 2009
We all know the scores. But who really won and lost this week?
Departments
Nov 29 1890
Today In Revisionist Sports History
Navy defeats Army, 24-0, in the first Army-Navy football game. Following the blowout victory, many Navy men felt confident enough to admit their homosexuality.
Fake Quote of the Day
- Charlie WeisI don't feel like it's a good sign that AD Jack Swarbrick wants me to put on a parachute for the flight back to South Bend.
Sports Pickle Poll
What was your first thought upon hearing about Tiger Woods' accident?
- His caddy is going to kick the crap out of that fire hydrant.
- Tiger wants to show he's better than Jack Nicklaus AND Ben Hogan.
- I had no idea there was a stereotype about Caublanasians not being able to drive. Huh.
- The footage of this will make the most exciting Buick commercial EVER!
- A goofy-looking, bald guy who can't drive ... I totally have a shot with Elin.
Total Votes: 290
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